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If so, could you add some phrases to this group that I am learning? Thank you so much. :)

 

01) That's not right .............................Sum Ting Wong

02) Are you harboring a fugitive?.................Hu Yu Hai Ding

03) See me ASAP...................................Kum Hia Nao

04) Stupid Man ...................................Dum Fuk

05) Small Horse ..................................Tai Ni Po Ni

06) Did you go to the beach? .....................ai Yu So Tan

07) I bumped into a coffee table..................Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

08) I think you need a face lift .................Chin Tu Fat

09) It's very dark in here .......................Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet..................Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11) This is a tow away zone ......................No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week........Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13) Staying out of sight .........................Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile .................Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive...................Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great ........................................Fa Kin Su Pah

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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Andy Macfarlane Member

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You won't be laughing at Asians when this guy comes to see you Newt.

 

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Andy - I ain't laughin. I is just trying to become a little more international. I figure that if there are gonna be so many Chinese folks, I oughta learn the lingo.

 

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I did hear about a married couple in Tennessee who had 9 kids and decided that was enough since they read that one in ten kids in the US are Mexican and they didn't speak spanish so if they had another kid, they couldn't talk to it.

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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Chinese??? or even Afgan??

 

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Den

 

Sorry, it won't work, probably to big a file!!

 

[ 07. September 2005, 09:23 AM: Message edited by: poledark ]

"When through the woods and forest glades I wanderAnd hear the birds sing sweetly in the trees;When I look down from lofty mountain grandeur,And hear the brook, and feel the breeze;and see the waves crash on the shore,Then sings my soul..................

for all you Spodders. https://youtu.be/XYxsY-FbSic

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Cheers FTH, I knew that would work, but thought I would try the upload :D Good laugh innit :D

 

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"When through the woods and forest glades I wanderAnd hear the birds sing sweetly in the trees;When I look down from lofty mountain grandeur,And hear the brook, and feel the breeze;and see the waves crash on the shore,Then sings my soul..................

for all you Spodders. https://youtu.be/XYxsY-FbSic

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Yuk Yuks , Hot Chinese Specials:

 

Sum Yung Chick…..6.99

(different and delicious)

 

Won Hung Lo…..6.99

(Chinese meatballs)

 

Chu Sum Tw@t….16.99

(dinner party of three or more)

 

Suc Mi Pork……9.69

(chefs special)

 

Fuc Yu Man…..6.45

(speciality of the house)

 

Dinner Combinations:

 

Goo in hand….9.69

(for those dining alone)

 

Goo wee chick….6.99

(yellow Peril)

 

Cum woo soon….6.50

(order early these go fast)

 

Do Po Yo………..5.45

(after dinner special)

 

Hot Dinner Combinations:

 

Suc Mi Wang…….7.00

(traditional chinese meatloaf)

 

Sum Dum Chick…..4.99

(you get what you pay for)

 

Lik Ma Clit….6.99

(delicious lipsmacking oriental delicacy)

 

Cho Kon It….9.99

(Eye's too big?)

 

Fuc Sum Now…..6.85

(for those in a hurry)

 

Tung Sum Chick…8.99

(a taste bud tingler)

 

Gulp Sum Cum….9.69

(low cal diet special)

 

Ard Wan-king….9.69

(waitress speciality)

 

Wing of pyre…..9.99

(Very hot curry special)

 

Fuk Ma Bum…..4.99

(Gay special)

 

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FearTheHands:

Video files cannot be embedded

 

Try this:

 

 http://www.go-fishing.org/upload/files/Rob...obertdeNero.WMV

Not geting any video just sound??

Chris Goddard


It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

If GOD had NOT meant us to go fishing, WHY did he give us arms then??

(If you can't help out someone in need then don't bother my old Dad always said! My grandma put it a LITTLE more, well different! It's like peeing yourself in a black pair of pants she said! It gives you a LOVELY warm feeling but no-one really notices!))

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