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A husband is at home watching the football when his wife interrupts. "Honey,

could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now." He

looks at her

and says angrily "Fix the light? Does it look like I have 'Electrician' printed

on my forehead? I don't think so!" 5 minutes later, the wife asks, "Well then,

could you fix the

fridge door? It won't close properly." To which he replies, "Fix the fridge

door? Does it LOOK like I have 'Hotpoint' written on my forehead? I don't

bleeding think so!"

"Fine," says the wife "Then would you at least fix the steps? I think they're

about to break." By now, the husband is seething. "I'm not a f*cking carpenter!

And I don't

want to fix any f*cking steps, ok!! Does it look like I have f*cking 'B&Q DIY'

written on my forehead? I don't f*cking think so! I've had enough of you. I'm

going to the pub!"

So he goes down the pub and drinks for a couple of hours. Then he starts to feel

guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home and help out. As he

walks up to the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he goes into

the house, he sees the hall light's working. And as he goes to get a beer, he

notices the

fridge door is fixed. "Honey", he asks, "How did all this get fixed?" She

replies "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried. After a bit, a nice young

man asked me what

was wrong and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do

was either s**g him or bake him a cake."

The husband says "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?" and she replies "HELLOOOO...... Do you see Delia Smith written on my forehead? I don't f*cking think so!"

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excellent

The salary of the chief executive of a large corporation is not a market award for achievement. It is frequently in the nature of a warm personal gesture by the individual to himself.

John Kenneth Galbraith

 

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