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And a very good afternoon to you too, ferret! ;-)

 

Hope you are well.. I'm fine, thankyou for asking.

 

The sun's not out down here on the South Coast, though. It's flippin' freezing!

 

Blessings upon everyone.. ;-) :-)

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i find it very offensive :mad: The Sun was available in our local paper shop at 8am,why do those poor Leicester people have to wait till now ,was the donkey cart late AGAIN :mad:

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Guest Ferret1959

It's a crying shame that the only Sun some folk relate to is only available before 8am and Leicester.

How about me sharing a little Sunlight with all you poor unfortunates?

 

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Hurry up it's fading away.

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Good evening Gents (and ladies),

Although the weather hasn't been too good today, I've Had a reasonable day today and I'm looking forward to Tuesday as I've booked it to go fishing!!

With best regards,

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fishing is nature's medical prescription

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Nearly a sexist entrance there kleinboet, good job you thought about it at the last minute.

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Evening Mr Ferret, lads and lasses.Well it's been rather a damp day here in surrey,and i've done hardly any work :( ,

but there you go,one can't win all the time.

I trust the weather improves somewhat,as i also have a days angling booked in for thursday :) .

toodle pip.

Chuby

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I still like the thoughts from this Kingston Trio song from the 60s

 

They're rioting in Africa, they're starving in Spain.

 

There's hurricanes in Florida, and Texas needs rain.

 

The whole world is festering with unhappy souls.

The French hate the Germans, the Germans hate the Poles.

 

Italians hate Yugoslavs, South Africans hate the Dutch.

And I don't like anybody very much!

 

But we can be tranquil, and thankful, and proud,

For mans' been endowed with a mushroom-shaped cloud.

 

And we know for certain that some lovely day

Someone will set the spark off, and we will all be blown away.

 

They're rioting in Africa, there's strife in Iran.

What nature doesn't do to us, will be done by our fellow man.

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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