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An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into

 

a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a Fosters, and

 

notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each

 

other.

 

At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to his

 

place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no.

 

He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is travelling the world and

 

because she is short of funds she agrees.

 

The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing her

 

plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him

 

again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to

 

agree.

 

This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders

 

Fosters

 

and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him more some

 

attention

 

then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him again, so she goes

 

over and sits next to him.

 

She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells her: "Melbourne".

 

"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"

 

"Glen Iris" he replies

 

"That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?"

 

"Cameo Street" he replies

 

"This is unbelievable..." she says, "What number?"

 

He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished.

 

"You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22! My parents still

 

live there!"

 

"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"

"I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy."

 

- WC Fields

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LOL. Cheap guy though.

 

$200.00 AUD = £83.2522 GBP

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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