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Adam was lonely one day and went to see god,"dear god" he says"I'm very greatful for the wonderful paradise you have made for me,but I'm lonely, theres no one to for me to talk to!"

"AH my son"says god to Adam"I'll make you a companion,She shall be called a woman,she'll talk about anything you want,always listen to you,make food for you whenever you want,when you discover clothes she'll pick them up for you, wash and clean them for you and iron them for you,she'll give you love and passion whenever you want, however you desire and she'll never disagree with you!"

"Oh wow" says Adam "and what shall this woman cost me?"

"I will need 1 arm and 1 leg to make her" says god.

Adam thinks about this,and not wanting to lose a arm and a leg asks "what can I get for a rib?"

 

And the rest is history!!

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The Truth About Men and other goodies.
" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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