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Mike had been in Police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.

 

 

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet.

 

 

 

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

 

 

'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...'

 

 

'Great', says Rick, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.'

 

 

As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'.'

 

 

'Not a problem' says Rick. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.

 

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'

 

 

'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! I'll be there. Thanks again.'

 

'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'

 

'Now that's really not a problem' says Rick, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?'

 

 

'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'

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Chris Goddard Member

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'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'

 

 

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It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

If GOD had NOT meant us to go fishing, WHY did he give us arms then??

(If you can't help out someone in need then don't bother my old Dad always said! My grandma put it a LITTLE more, well different! It's like peeing yourself in a black pair of pants she said! It gives you a LOVELY warm feeling but no-one really notices!))

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Good one, but how did his name change from Mike to Rick? B)

 

 

One letter at a time

 

Mike

Mice

Rice

Rick

:rolleyes:

 

 

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World species 471 : UK species 105 : English species 95 .

Certhia's world species - 215

Eclectic "husband and wife combined" world species 501

 

"Nothing matters very much, few things matter at all" - Plato

...only things like fresh bait and cold beer...

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Emma two Member

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Does anyone know if he actually went to the party anyway?? ;)

"Some people hear their inner voices with such clarity that they live by what they hear, such people go crazy, but they become legends"
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