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If by OK you mean "the worst website you've ever seen in your life", then I think you've pretty much succeeded. Have you negotiated some kind of £1 per click deal? :D

 

Oh come on Peter! Keep old man, I am in France and it is a 1€ per click! :P

 

Please bear in mind there is obviously no content as yet?

 

And as the client asked he has a site actually based upon his last Flyer!! So all points to you Rob!!! It is exactly that!

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It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

If GOD had NOT meant us to go fishing, WHY did he give us arms then??

(If you can't help out someone in need then don't bother my old Dad always said! My grandma put it a LITTLE more, well different! It's like peeing yourself in a black pair of pants she said! It gives you a LOVELY warm feeling but no-one really notices!))

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If by OK you mean "the worst website you've ever seen in your life", then I think you've pretty much succeeded. Have you negotiated some kind of £1 per click deal? :D

 

blimey man even i was gracious :D

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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If by OK you mean "the worst website you've ever seen in your life", then I think you've pretty much succeeded. Have you negotiated some kind of £1 per click deal? :D
Trust me Peter I've seen worse. Much worse. Having said that I hate these 'click to enter sites' It's like having a shop that you need to knock the door to get in. Edited by corydoras

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
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Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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Chris

 

Have a look at this page. It will help you find colours that complement each other on a page, and avoid those that jar and clash such as the blue and yellow font at the top of the page.

 

http://www.colorsontheweb.com/colorwizard.asp

 

Keep the number of fonts as low as possible. You have 3 on the same page and this looks icky too. It always does, whether on the web or in print. Have a look at some magazines and newspapers. Ignoring the adverts how many different fonts does your average newspaper use?

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The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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Any better?

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It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

If GOD had NOT meant us to go fishing, WHY did he give us arms then??

(If you can't help out someone in need then don't bother my old Dad always said! My grandma put it a LITTLE more, well different! It's like peeing yourself in a black pair of pants she said! It gives you a LOVELY warm feeling but no-one really notices!))

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Any better?
Yes lot's better. Can you shrink the fonts between OZON and Chaque Semaine a bit more? My lappy runs at 1280*800 res and with firefox and a couple of toolbars running they dominate the display. I can't even see the first link unles I press F11.

 

Mais beacoup meiux Chris. Tu a fait le progress!

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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ALL DONE!! Well I still have the tidying up to do like decide the content etc. But the bones of it are done!

 

http://ozon1.webplus.net

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It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

If GOD had NOT meant us to go fishing, WHY did he give us arms then??

(If you can't help out someone in need then don't bother my old Dad always said! My grandma put it a LITTLE more, well different! It's like peeing yourself in a black pair of pants she said! It gives you a LOVELY warm feeling but no-one really notices!))

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What does the little form on the bottom left do? What do I get if I put my details in there?

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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What does the little form on the bottom left do? What do I get if I put my details in there?

 

you'll buy three vags and a wine yard :D

 

why not a picture of a vineyard when you click vin? etc

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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you'll buy three vags and a wine yard :D

 

why not a picture of a vineyard when you click vin? etc

I searched for VAG & LOT on Google. Got a few hits about a lot of itching in feminine nether regions. I'll need to try the French Google site methinks.

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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