What Would You Cull?

[Worms]

I'd start with Smeg (Feck)wit-head and carry on from there

[Vagabond]

Hey, I've found something for the cullers, once they've slaughtered everything else:

 

http://bit.ly/bfLDXe

 

 

 

Can't believe that a wild seal would behave like that.

 

Either it has escaped from a circus, or it is a semi-tame harbour seal (anyone know if seals in Poole harbour are hand-fed by the misguided ?)

 

Of course with a newspaper involved, it is not beyond the realms of the possible that a tame seal was hired for some spoof shots, but that's me being my usual cynical disbelieving self..

[watatoad]

All non indigenous species -

 

Anyone who creates or promotes a badly considered law, rule or regulation -

 

Whoever creates all the red tape which is hampering the police and business -

 

All the misguided people who shout about animal rights, the environment, ecology, nature and consider humans as a non animal and separate species, because most of them don't have the first idea of what they are shouting about and have almost zero knowledge of biodiversity, ecology, natural balance and the environment -

 

The members of the all too numerous government quangos and committees -

 

The over staffed and unnecessary government and local government departments -

 

Anyone who promotes the idea of political correctness - because looking at the past ten years of political activity it looks in my opinion that political correctness really is to lie make fraudulent expense claims waste money cover up your fellow political mates indiscretions and corruption lie more and smile about it when you are caught out -

 

Ops! nearly forgot the bloke or woman wearing the seal suit...hehehe

Edited February 17, 2010 by watatoad

[Dales]

Number 1 would be Those people who advocate culling of any species!

 

Get over it, if it annoys you so much give up fishing and take up golf!

 

But then no doubt you would be calling for culls on rabbits and moles for digging holes on the greens or worms for leaving casts and of course you could blame the foreigners for any golf ball shortage and for nicking all the flags.

 

 

Number 2 would be Those people who moan about stuff

 

If fishing annoys you so much, why do it?

 

Oh dear by moaning about people calling for culls and moaning about moaning, OH NO I am one of those people. I'm off to buy some golf clubs

[Elton]

Can't believe that a wild seal would behave like that.

 

Either it has escaped from a circus, or it is a semi-tame harbour seal (anyone know if seals in Poole harbour are hand-fed by the misguided ?)

 

Of course with a newspaper involved, it is not beyond the realms of the possible that a tame seal was hired for some spoof shots, but that's me being my usual cynical disbelieving self..

 

I must admit, I wouldn't be first in the queue to put my hand anywhere near a wild seal.

[Ken L]

Oh goody, I've started a bream hating trend.....

 

I think it would have to be bream.

Nasty slimy things and they tie up a lot of biomass in bodies that are to deep for predators to get their jaws around. No bream = more roach - more pike and perch as well as more big golden roach to catch.

Sorry bream, you gotta go.

[Dales]

Any new ideas about what to cull?

[Elton]

Any new ideas about what to cull?

 

Have you sorted the bream, then?

[Dales]

Elton, I would if I could but them Wingham Bream keep hiding from me.

[Elton]

Elton, I would if I could but them Wingham Bream keep hiding from me.

 

Them's not bream. Them's dustbin lids!