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[Guest chesters1]

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[Guest Pete B1]

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[Guest Chris Playle]

Bicycles...Icicles.....Test...ing 1,2,1,2.

 

All seems to be working here.

 

Thanks Elton. Just to let you know we all greatly appreciate the hard work done.

 

Tight Lines all.

 

Chris

[Guest Mark Cunnington]

Gaffer

Not Steps, mate! Seventies, one hit wonder, lead singer now a spoof saddo character playing ***** tunes on a cheap synth.

First line... I've been going out with a girl,

Any offers or am the only old git who was around when punk was in its prime?

[Guest chris mc]

seems be ok to me

[Guest Noc]

Elton,

Thanks for the mail and everything looks fine.

 

Mark, wasn't that song "Jilted John" ? If it was I thought it was Jasper Carrot who did it. Please correct me if I'm wrong as I'm an old saddo as well but my memory isn't that good. (LOL).

 

Cheers, Noc.

[Guest Nightwing]

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[Guest Nightwing]

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[Guest Elton]

Originally posted by Mark Cunnington:

Gaffer

Not Steps, mate! Seventies, one hit wonder, lead singer now a spoof saddo character playing *****  tunes on a cheap synth.

First line... I've been going out with a girl,

Any offers or am the only old git who was around when punk was in its prime?

 

 

I've been going out with a girl,

Her name is Julie,

But last night she said to me

When were watching telly

 

(This is what she said)

 

She said "Listen John I Love You,

"The bestest bloke I fancy,

"I don't want to two-time you,

"So it's the end for you and me"

 

"Who's this bloke?" I asked her,

"Gorrrrrdon," she replied.

"Not that puff," I said his name,

"Yes, but he's no puff," she cried.

 

("He's more of a man than you'll ever be.")

 

Here we go, 2, 3, 4....

 

I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop,

When I came out there was Gordon standing at the bus stop.

 

And guess who was with him?

Yeah, Julie.

And they were both laughing at me.

 

Oh, she is cruel and heartless,

To pack me for Gordon,

Just 'cos he's better looking than me,

Just 'cos he's cool and trendy.

 

But I know he's a moron,

Gordon is a moron,

Gordon is a moron,

Gordon is a moron.

 

Here we go, 2, 3,4....

 

Oh, she's a slag,

And he's a creep.

She is a tart,

He's very cheap.

She is a slut,

He thinks he's tough,

She is a bitch,

He is a puff.

 

Yeah, yeah, it's not fair.

Yeah, yeah, it's not fair.

 

I'm so upset.

I'm so upset.

I'm so upset.

Yeah, yeah.

 

I ought to smash his face in.

Yeah, but he's bigger than me, innee?

 

I know,

I'll get my mate Barry to hit him.

He'd flatten him.

Yeah, but Barry's a mate of Gordons, innee?

 

Oh, well I don't care.

 

I don't care, I don't care, 'cos she's a slag and he's a creep, she is a tart, he's very cheap.

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No, Mark, never heard of it

 

You can get ten bonus points if you know all the words to the B side, "Going Steady".

 

Elton

 

 

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