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Itchy Waggler


Gary Foster

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Does anyone else suffer from this affliction? :mad:

 

I've not gotten my rod out for only two weeks now and I can't stand it any more. I have to go fishing!! Moving house has been the main cause, you would think I could find time to go, you're wrong i can find time but my wife starts filling that time with house jobs. Short of murder and a new patio :rolleyes: (see Brookside?) what can i do? :confused:

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Gary - I heard of a fella who woke at 0430, shook his wife semi-awake, and said to her "Sex now or should I go fishing?". I think she told him to be sure and pack a sweater.

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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