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I think I have an idea who this guy is...several clues in there..one or two nicknames mentioned that are familiar (and fit the bill :) ) If it is who I think it is, then his main problem is that he is not catching fish :) and he is in deep depression. Just can't handle the pressure these youngsters :)

 

Den

 

 

 

Ok Den....who is it ?

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Further investigations are taking place Tigs.......when I said "these youngsters" you have to remember that most people are "youngsters" to me :) :)

 

Den

"When through the woods and forest glades I wanderAnd hear the birds sing sweetly in the trees;When I look down from lofty mountain grandeur,And hear the brook, and feel the breeze;and see the waves crash on the shore,Then sings my soul..................

for all you Spodders. https://youtu.be/XYxsY-FbSic

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I can too! Especially 'anglers' with knuckle tattoos! <_<

Oh come on, you could get 2tone across the nuckles of one hand!

Eating wild caught fish is good for my health, reduces food miles and keeps me fit trying to catch them........it's my choice to do it, not yours to stop me!

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Yeah me to, but I could add a lot more hates to that list ;):lol:

 

 

Greetings, <_<

 

How's about tacking-on that t**t Simon Cowell, ditto Ed Balls, ditto Gordon Brown, ditto that gitt who's Chief Wizard in Iran, there's four 'What are they for' for starters.

 

Regards, :rolleyes:

 

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I take it he/she doesn't like carp fishing then. Sod off and watch trains instead!

 

 

I pinched this from MKF site (the poster pinched it from another site) mostly of interest to the carpers on here, bt will get more views on here :)

 

icon_posticon.gifPosted - 16 Feb 2010 : 16:19:52 icon_profile.gif icon_reply_topic.gif This was pulled from another forum..... do you think the guy still fishes? he really does have some issues and some of it is quite funny.

 

What's going on with carp fishing these days? - carp fishing is just properly gash.

 

I mean really gash.

 

Carp fishing generally.

 

I hate nearly everything about it....

 

I hate the circuit waters and the myth that they are exciting. Big Jimmy catching the same old 40lb simmo isn't exciting.

 

It's no more exciting that Nameless **** getting to number 1 in the charts after winning the X-Factor.

 

I hate the fact that youngsters today think they are going to be the next Terry hearn. They arent!! Leaving school with no social skills or qualifications and timing it out at places Terry has conquered is NOTHING SPECIAL. GET A JOB!

 

Its no more skill full than playing a round of golf when you can play the same shot over and over again, until you get it right, and then claiming to have won the open.

 

I hate spliffs, spliff smokers and drugs. ****ing retards.

 

I hate the terms 'going for a social' and 'had a social'. You're fishing! For a social go to the pub you 'social' misfits!

 

I hate that most carp anglers want everything for nothing! 'Hi can I be a field tester for your bait company?' - No you can't, your 15, have caught 3 doubles and know nothing!! I really hate that!

 

I hate Martin Fords stupid ****ing face.

 

I hate Scott Maslen.

 

I hate Eastenders.

 

I hate Jim Shelly being the best angler in the country when he's CLEARLY AN OAF.

 

I hate pierced eye brows.

 

I hate people saying 'woi oi' and 'geez'. You soulless clones.

 

I hate folded reel handles?? Why, why do you fold your reel handles? Why?

 

I hate SS3000s. They are crap.

 

I hate Kevin Nash. And Nash Bait. Kevin has caught 30 uk 40s, but 28 of them are from his garden stock pond.

 

I hate the fact that Carp World is re-hashing the same **** it was 20 years ago!

 

I hate the mangrove, birth grove and raduta.

 

I am bored of Martin Clarke, Jim Gibbinson and Mike Kavanah. I hate being bored.

 

I hate Bob James.

 

I hate Bob James a lot for that matter.

 

I hate Passion for Angling.

 

I hate foreign imports. I hate people that argue that they should be here. I hate waters that hold them. I hate the fact that carp die moving them.

 

I hate that photos of products are on every page in every magazine. I know what a hook looks like, and what pva is!

 

I hate Kevin Maddocks for pretending the hair rig was his and Lenny Middletons idea. It was Lennys. I hate withy pool. I hate ringstead. I hate carp fever.

 

I hate Rob Hales. And telly Tubbies. I hate La La the most.

 

I hate Des Taylor.

 

I hate stupid beards.

 

I hate any advert that portrays winter fishing to be anything other than cold, wet and boring.

 

I hate people pretending they like winter fishing! No you don't! Its ****!

 

I hate Nick Helleur and the fact that he makes a living from fishing.

 

I hate Martin Clarke and I hate he says Carps. I hate that I also used to say carps.

 

I hate the BCAC's

 

I hate the BCSG.

 

I hate that Cliff Fox earned more in the time I took to write this post than I'll earn this month.

 

I hate that John Terry gets his tackle free from Fox. I hate John Terry, Wayne Bridge and Ashley Cole.

 

I hate punishers standing in you swim when you are casting out. **** off and stop ****ing lingering.

 

I hate hearing about fish dying. They died 10 years ago! Move on or write a poem!

 

I hate pavotts mill.

 

I hate rod pods.

 

I hate grown men wearing realtree at a carp show on a saturday and thinking they look "cool". Normal people think you are odd! I think you are ****ing stupid!

 

I hate Jan porter

 

I hate Jan porters car more!

 

I hate that I don't hate Terry Hearn.

 

I hate any angler who has knuckle tattoos.

 

I hate anglers saying they can't go fishing because their missus won't let them. Gaylords.

 

I hate Darenth and anyone whos ever fished there since it was leisure sport.

 

I hate Paul selman though and he fished it when it was leisure sport.

 

I hate carp books. I hate strictly carp the most. Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one.

 

Just to clarify I hate the word 'carps'.

 

Oh I hate carp fishing

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I take it he/she doesn't like carp fishing then

"Sod off and watch trains" is not an auspicious start to your Anglersnet career, perchparty. Although I do agree that this guy seems to be a bit disgruntled for some reason.

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I take it he/she doesn't like carp fishing then. Sod off and watch trains instead!

 

And what is so wrong with looking at trains?

 

Trainspotters have feeling too.

Stephen

 

Species Caught 2014

Zander, Pike, Bream, Roach, Tench, Perch, Rudd, Common Carp, Mirror Carp, Eel, Grayling, Brown Trout, Rainbow Trout

Species Caught 2013

Pike, Zander, Bream, Roach, Eel, Tench, Rudd, Perch, Common Carp, Koi Carp, Brown Goldfish, Grayling, Brown Trout, Chub, Roosterfish, Dorado, Black Grouper, Barracuda, Mangrove Snapper, Mutton Snapper, Jack Crevalle, Tarpon, Red Snapper

Species Caught 2012
Zander, Pike, Perch, Chub, Ruff, Gudgeon, Dace, Minnow, Wels Catfish, Common Carp, Mirror Carp, Ghost Carp, Roach, Bream, Eel, Rudd, Tench, Arapaima, Mekong Catfish, Sawai Catfish, Marbled Tiger Catfish, Amazon Redtail Catfish, Thai Redtail Catfish, Batrachian Walking Catfish, Siamese Carp, Rohu, Julliens Golden Prize Carp, Giant Gourami, Java Barb, Red Tailed Tin Foil Barb, Nile Tilapia, Black Pacu, Red Bellied Pacu, Alligator Gar
Species Caught 2011
Zander, Tench, Bream, Chub, Barbel, Roach, Rudd, Grayling, Brown Trout, Salmon Parr, Minnow, Pike, Eel, Common Carp, Mirror Carp, Ghost Carp, Koi Carp, Crucian Carp, F1 Carp, Blue Orfe, Ide, Goldfish, Brown Goldfish, Comet Goldfish, Golden Tench, Golden Rudd, Perch, Gudgeon, Ruff, Bleak, Dace, Sergeant Major, French Grunt, Yellow Tail Snapper, Tom Tate Grunt, Clown Wrasse, Slippery Dick Wrasse, Doctor Fish, Graysby, Dusky Squirrel Fish, Longspine Squirrel Fish, Stripped Croaker, Leather Jack, Emerald Parrot Fish, Red Tail Parrot Fish, White Grunt, Bone Fish
Species Caught 2010
Zander, Pike, Perch, Eel, Tench, Bream, Roach, Rudd, Mirror Carp, Common Carp, Crucian Carp, Siamese Carp, Asian Redtail Catfish, Sawai Catfish, Rohu, Amazon Redtail Catfish, Pacu, Long Tom, Moon Wrasse, Sergeant Major, Green Damsel, Tomtate Grunt, Sea Chub, Yellowtail Surgeon, Black Damsel, Blue Dot Grouper, Checkered Sea Perch, Java Rabbitfish, One Spot Snapper, Snubnose Rudderfish
Species Caught 2009
Barramundi, Spotted Sorubim Catfish, Wallago Leeri Catfish, Wallago Attu Catfish, Amazon Redtail Catfish, Mrigul, Siamese Carp, Java Barb, Tarpon, Wahoo, Barracuda, Skipjack Tuna, Bonito, Yellow Eye Rockfish, Red Snapper, Mangrove Snapper, Black Fin Snapper, Dog Snapper, Yellow Tail Snapper, Marble Grouper, Black Fin Tuna, Spanish Mackerel, Mutton Snapper, Redhind Grouper, Saddle Grouper, Schoolmaster, Coral Trout, Bar Jack, Pike, Zander, Perch, Tench, Bream, Roach, Rudd, Common Carp, Golden Tench, Wels Catfish
Species Caught 2008
Dorado, Wahoo, Barracuda, Bonito, Black Fin Tuna, Long Tom, Sergeant Major, Red Snapper, Black Damsel, Queen Trigga Fish, Red Grouper, Redhind Grouper, Rainbow Wrasse, Grey Trigger Fish, Ehrenbergs Snapper, Malabar Grouper, Lunar Fusiler, Two Tone Wrasse, Starry Dragonet, Convict Surgeonfish, Moonbeam Dwarf Angelfish,Bridled Monocle Bream, Redlined Triggerfish, Cero Mackeral, Rainbow Runner
Species Caught 2007
Arapaima, Alligator Gar, Mekong Catfish, Spotted Sorubim Catfish, Pacu, Siamese Carp, Barracuda, Black Fin Tuna, Queen Trigger Fish, Red Snapper, Yellow Tail Snapper, Honeycomb Grouper, Red Grouper, Schoolmaster, Cubera Snapper, Black Grouper, Albacore, Ballyhoo, Coney, Yellowfin Goatfish, Lattice Spinecheek

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I was thinking that the writer comes from the Paul Boote school of life...without the literary accuracy.

 

I agree with the 'wannabes' and Carp World and Martin Ford references, but would also add the angling weeklies to his list.

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