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You're right Nicholai, a good neckwarmer is worth having. Daiwa market a good fleece one in the UK.

 

By the way, do you have butt-flaps in Russia? The last time I saw them in the UK was on Popeye's baby Sweet-Pea!

 

Since you're weather can be far, far worse than ours I suspect you have 100% mastered the art of keeping warm.

 

Amazingly no one has mentioned finding a convenient and willing sheep! I suppose in the US the alternative is a good moose whilst a friendly raindeer might be a Russian angler's best friend when the temperature plummets!

 

Realtree Advantage Butt Flaps, the latest must have for the dedicated carp angler :D:D:D . Doubtless Newt will now come up with a picture!! The mind boggles!!!

 

[ 12. November 2002, 12:34 PM: Message edited by: Peter Waller ]

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hi everyone

i never thought such a simple question would

generate so many suggestions,or from such far flung places, :) as to Nicholai and his neck warmer I already have one of those,a grateful patient knitted some for us ,we wear them in winter,BUT THE BUTT FLAPS :P how will father xmas react to that in my xmas list!!!!! i cannot imagine me wearing those,my mind boggles never mind anyone elses.Still it might catch on many thanks .As i hav'nt got the kiss thngy that Alan used this will have to do judy XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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Sorry but for some reason, most (and usually called a "union suit") are in red.

 

. The original one-piece Union Suit

. Full-length button front with 1-button vertical seat flap

. Smooth 1 X 1 rib knit of 50% cotton - 50% polyester

.Weather rating: cold

 

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has it got the escape exit in the back :D

must be a problem being a woman ,you have to take everything of just for a pee ,maybe a device similar to the female urinal on the shuttle could be used women could write their names in the snow as well :D although a high degree of bladder control would be needed from a female to write "nurse judy " instead of a bucket emptying sound effect :D

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I can write my name on sand, does that count?

 

You've probably guesse that I have a pic of it somewhere :D:D

 

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Just imagine if Nurse Judy used her full name! Senior District Nurse Judith, Phoebe, M'ginty-Holdsworth-Maguire SRN RCN and Bar, poor girl would not only need supreme muscle control and acrobatic hips (drool), but incredible capacity!!

Still, riding round the hills and dales of Yorkshire on her regulation sit-up-and-beg District Nurse's Paishly Roadster might just have given her those first two useful attributes. Who'se got a lucky hubby then?

 

[ 13. November 2002, 12:32 PM: Message edited by: Peter Waller ]

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Newt:

Sorry but for some reason, most (and usually called a "union suit") are in red.

 

. The original one-piece Union Suit

. Full-length button front with 1-button vertical seat flap

. Smooth 1 X 1 rib knit of 50% cotton - 50% polyester

.Weather rating: cold

 

union-suit.jpg

Perhaps its called a Union Suit because it was designed for a quick evacuation in the event that the Confederates turned up with far greater fire power .

 

Newt, you have let us down. For a man who can find Camo Condoms I would have thought a Real-Tree Union suit would have been a doddle!

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