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What would you like on your tombstone"

 

ART - he was skilled in the art of course angling

 

SPORT - he was an accomplished angling sportsman

 

PLEASURE - in his spare time he took pleasure in angling

 

VOCATION - made his living as an angler

 

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What would you like on your tombstone

1953 - 2153 :D

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Bog off!

Paul

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"Finally made his last cast"

 

or

 

"After all these years, time for the worms' revenge"

DISCLAIMER: All opinions herein are fictitious. Any similarities to real

opinions, living or dead, are entirely coincidental.

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"Poor Sod,Fished till he was 90 and Died on the Bank"

 

Den

"When through the woods and forest glades I wanderAnd hear the birds sing sweetly in the trees;When I look down from lofty mountain grandeur,And hear the brook, and feel the breeze;and see the waves crash on the shore,Then sings my soul..................

for all you Spodders. https://youtu.be/XYxsY-FbSic

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