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Feed Them Milk With a Dusting of Lily Pollen so that when they sniff at the milk before drinking it the pollen gets up there nose

 

result no more cat the lily pollen knackers there lungs when inhaled and also the liver when consumed

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Strangely enough, I just ordered a pack of these.

It's probably a bit late in the year to be planting them and I suspect that that is why they're cheap but 15 to a tenner was a bargain.

Not ordered for the pussies though.

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Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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We had a kitten which died after eating petals from a lily. Came in a bouquet of flowers, and we didn't know the danger. It causes the animal's kidneys to fail. All the vet can do is give supportive treatment and hope that there is enough kidney function left for it to pull through. Meanwhile, the levels of metabolic waste in the animal's blood continue to rise and the animal gets sicker.

 

It took most of a week before the vet told us that the kitten had started to show evidence of permanent brain damage caused by the build up of waste, and that it was best to put it down. Never an easy decision, but there was no hope. My Mrs was inconsolable.

 

Not a pleasant death - I think anyone who would inflict that on an animal deliberately wants putting down themselves, to be honest.

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Not a pleasant death - I think anyone who would inflict that on an animal deliberately wants putting down themselves, to be honest.
Death by amatoxin poisoning would be a fitting method.

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Any specific type of lily? [just so I can avoid buying them]

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Quanti Canicula Ille In Fenestra

 

Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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Any specific type of lily? [just so I can avoid buying them]

 

Just about any lily John

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Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
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John S Member

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Thanks Cory, I (we all) know which ones to avoid now :thumbs:

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Quanti Canicula Ille In Fenestra

 

Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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Alot of anti cat sentiments here lol.

 

I have a Korat (thai fighting cat) who has yet to destroy any local wildlife and actually comes back to use his litter tray in the utility room (much to my chagrin). Cats are as mentioned before a free roaming creature and not subject to any control, however there are a few ways to keep them out of the garden without shooting them with anything or causing them any harm. Cheap aftershave at nose height on posts will make them think there is something bigger and scarier around (hai karate will actually keep cats away as well as women) it is possible to get lion dung as well which has the same effect. also you could try something one of my neighbours did to a local cat that was frequenting his back garden, he caught it rubbed mustard on its ar5e and set it off on its way. It was probably the funniest thing i ever saw it wandered off like it was on stilts then every time it stopped to lick itself it was shaking its head too. Never came back mind

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Who's responsible for Cats?

 

I can't believe that nobody has yet said "Andrew Lloyd Webber".

 

B)

 

 

Fantastic, I like that one alot :D

"Some people hear their inner voices with such clarity that they live by what they hear, such people go crazy, but they become legends"
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