It's a dry Summer in Texas

[Newt]

A buddy out of Longview Texas said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.

 

A man in Dime Box said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

 

In Lake Palestine, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!

 

But just this week, in Bryan, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.

 

It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

 

Now THAT's Dry!

[Zigs]

Lol Newt

[Leon Roskilly]

In Western Australia the crows have learned to fly backwards to keep the dust out of their eyes!

[severus]

It was so cold here one day last winter that my lawyer actually had his hands in his own pockets.