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The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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gone dong :D

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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When I was nursing a common job was to catheterise male patients, passing a tube up the urethra into the bladder.

It was difficult enough to do intentionally so the idea that this can happen accidentally beggars belief ;)

 

http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/09...fact-or-fiction

 

There was a lovely phrase in Grays Anatomy (a standard medical text book) at the beginning of the appropriate section.

I can't remember it exactly so I will paraphrase:

 

"The ingenuity shown by some in inserting a variety of objects into certain of their orifices is surpassed only by the ingenuity shown by Doctors in removing them" ;)

Edited by Sportsman

Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.

 

 

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity

 

 

 

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Years ago i saw a TV programme on something similar and after having a quick google found this.

 

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.folklor...8f6da64a41c7fe9

my mind not only wanders-- sometimes it leaves completely.

 

 

Updated 7/3/09

http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/

 

 

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When I was nursing a common job was to catheterise male patients, passing a tube up the urethra into the bladder.

It was difficult enough to do intentionally so the idea that this can happen accidentally beggars belief ;)

 

http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/09...fact-or-fiction

 

There was a lovely phrase in Grays Anatomy (a standard medical text book) at the beginning of the appropriate section.

I can't remember it exactly so I will paraphrase:

 

"The ingenuity shown by some in inserting a variety of objects into certain of their orifices is surpassed only by the ingenuity shown by Doctors in removing them" ;)

I had a camera jammed up my bell end so that they could have a look inside my bladder. It was on he end of a flexible rod thing. Slipped up there nice and easy, I hardly felt a thing. Candiru are real. I remember seeing a documentary about them on the BBC and the Brazilian surgeon who had extricated one from a guys penis still had said fish in a jar of alcohol in his surgery.

 

But your right to be sceptical Dave, whilst I've seen the eel article on many internet sites, I've not seen ONE article that gives the source of the report.

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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