Hold me

[Jeff S]

I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus

thing. And, I never have figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. And, I never yet have figured out how the

sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do".

 

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it,

I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?" She proceeds to say the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing is going to happen

that night, so I went to bed.

 

The very next day we went shopping at a big unnamed department store. I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She

couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each

to which I say OK. And then we go to the Jewelry Dept. where she gets a set of diamond earrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited. She must

have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she doesn't even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cash register."

 

 

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, once we got to the cashier, "No, honey. I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face ... it went completely blank. I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for awhile. "And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I

added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."

 

I figure that I should be having sex again sometime during Spring 2006.

[little onions]

 

 

Try Tantra!

[nursejudy]

As soon as 2006

judy

[chesters1]

quote:

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Try Tantra

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isnt that a car

i prefer tantric , i can now IMAGINE myself and kylie locked in sweaty embraces FOR HOURS

[nursejudy]

chesters have you checked your private messages.don't get too carried away,you will be doing yoga next

judy

[chesters1]

yes i did nursey thanks,hence my meat related post shortly after

[nursejudy]

i thought you must have but the profile said message unread.

judy

 

[ 25. April 2003, 10:54 PM: Message edited by: nursejudy ]

[chesters1]

i have noticed that :confused: if you use your mail to read the bit saying there is a message (the message is also there) it shows via AN that the message is unread :confused: if you then use the AN link to read the same message it becomes read , i usually forget to reread it via AN

[nursejudy]

thanks for the explanation.nite.off to find someone to hold

judy

 

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