The Truth Is Out There

[peterpikefisher]

i recived this in an email today.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WIN A COUNCIL HOUSE

 

Good morning and welcome to a brand new edition of 'ASYLUM'.

 

Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting

competition: Hijack an airliner and win a council house! We've already

given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes,

courtesy of our sponsor the British Taxpayer. And don't forget, we're now

the fastest growing game on the planet.

 

Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British passport,

and you only need one word of English: 'ASYLUM'!.

 

Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at

£180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and

accosting drivers at traffic lights. This competition is open to everyone

buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry

companies or Eurostar.

 

No application ever refused reasonable or unreasonable. All you have to do

is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password: 'ASYLUM'.

 

Few years ago 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown

Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted where local

law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury

£200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel. They join tens of

thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain .

 

Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the

world famous Toddington Services area In Historic Bedfordshire.

 

If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget there's no need to

phone a friend or ask the audience, just apply for legal aid. Hundreds of

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Get along to the airport, get along to the lorry park, get along to the

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you are guaranteed to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the

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Everyone's a winner, when they play 'ASYLUM'.

 

FORWARD THIS TO EVERY BRITISH TAX PAYER YOU KNOW!

[corydoras]

i recived this in an email today

 

FORWARD THIS TO EVERY BRITISH TAX PAYER YOU KNOW!

I might if there was an iota of truth in it but there is not so I won't. Edited July 14, 2008 by corydoras

[Sportsman]

i recived this in an email today.

 

 

You should have deleted it with the rest of the cr*p

 

I received an email that said if I took their herbal remedy my di*k would get bigger. That one wasn't true either

 

(I can hear the rocks beginning to shift as the same old faces begin to crawl out )

Edited July 14, 2008 by Sportsman

[Jeff S]

You can't handle the truth!!

 

Try this one, could it be??

 

Youtube Video ->

 

Its a conspiracy! I should have deleted it too.

[chesters1]

trouble is there is an iota of truth in it ,hijack a plane using guns then get treated like royalty ,it no wonder why they need a third runway at heathrow just to handle the influx

its not hundreds of lawyers its thousands and a tv show dedicated to it ,one caller had been refused and then had 3 appeals and lost and still was trying to find a way of getting around the rules ,every call is about getting around the rules its what the programs there for

 

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article...hrow/article.do

 

want to play spot the immigrant well spend a few hours hanging around maidstone services on the london bound side ,the police certainly do they have vans there permanently to ferry them off.we have even seen some being chased at clacket lane no doupt they got the wrong truck ,we only visit maidstone services 3 or 4 times a year if we spot them on each occasion it shows how many are still eluding the police at the docs ,no doupt they are wising up and not getting of at maidstone but further away

Edited July 14, 2008 by chesters1

[corydoras]

You can't handle the truth!!

 

Try this one, could it be??

 

Its a conspiracy! I should have deleted it too.

That clip kinda reminds me a bit of this one

 

Youtube Video ->

[corydoras]

trouble is there is an iota of truth in it ,hijack a plane using guns then get treated like royalty

Trouble is there is a big lie in that. The were not Taliban, they were on the run from the Taliban. If I had been on the run from the Taliban I might have h-jacked a friggin' aircraft too to get me and my family out, wouldn't you? If I remember correctly they went to prison for a while too.

 

They didn't even want to come here, they wanted to get to Geneva, but things went a bit pear shaped in Moscow.

 

Just in case anyone 'forgets' who they were or why they were on the run from the Taliban one can refresh the memory here.

 

No doubt petepikefisher would have been a nice law abiding chap, would have stayed at home and take his chances with the Taliban

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2001/dec/07/s...airlineindustry

Edited July 14, 2008 by corydoras

[Sportsman]

You can't handle the truth!!

 

What!! You mean my d*ck will get bigger!!!!!!

[corydoras]

What! You mean my d*ck will get bigger!!!!!!

Didn't you know? I've been on them for months now. They work a treat, I need to wheel mine around in a barra now.

[Sportsman]

Didn't you know? I've been on them for months now. They work a treat, I need to wheel mine around in a barra now.

 

Nahh, I've always had to do that, I mean REALLY bigger!!!!!