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"Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up"

 

"That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an 8 year old)

 

"Procrastinate Now."

 

"Rehab Is for Quitters."

 

"My Dog Can Lick Anyone."

 

"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?"

 

"Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (on a baby-size shirt)

 

"Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15."

 

"West Virginia: One Million People, and 15 last names."

 

"I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN."

 

"STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"

 

"They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."

 

"He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead."

 

"Time's fun when you're having flies.......Kermit the Frog."

 

"POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN-Cops have nothing to go on."

 

"Heck Is Where People Go Who Don't Believe In Gosh."

 

"The Meek shall inherit the earth....after we're through with it."

 

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

 

"HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig."

 

"The trouble with life is there's no background music."

 

"If There Is No God, Who Pops Up The Next Kleenex?"

 

"Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!"

 

"NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine."

 

"Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."

 

"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't."

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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Jim Roper:

EAT BRITISH LAMB

50,000 FOXES CAN'T BE WRONG

 

Jim Roper

 

http://www.thisisdorset.net

Jim,

is British lamb still more expensive than New Zealand lamb? I could never work that one out, you fly or ship lamb half way around the world and it used to cost less than British lamb :confused:

 

Alan(nl)

ANMC Founder Member. . www.the-lounge.org.uk/valley/

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same goes for that anchor cheese it gets matured on the trip and is still cheaper than ours,british cheese even without the cruise is bland and rubbery :(

the best tee shirt ive seen (besides hitlers world tour) was AND THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH and underneath in small writing " err if thats all right with the rest of you" :D

 

[ 15 July 2002, 09:21 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Typical England supporter(?) seen in Japan

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The belly says it all

 

Den

"When through the woods and forest glades I wanderAnd hear the birds sing sweetly in the trees;When I look down from lofty mountain grandeur,And hear the brook, and feel the breeze;and see the waves crash on the shore,Then sings my soul..................

for all you Spodders. https://youtu.be/XYxsY-FbSic

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