best chat up lines ever

[chesters1]

all blatently stolen from markey b`s chat page (and no doubt pre stolen from someone else`s)

The best damn chat up lines IN THE WORLD! YEAR BABIEEEEE!

Austin Powers chat up lines:

1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

3. Nice legs.....what time do you open?

4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

6. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth tonight.

10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

13. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven.

15. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

16. Are those real?

17. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

18. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

19. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by the morning.

20. (Look down at your crotch) Well? It's not just going to suck itself.

21. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

22. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

23. F222 me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

24. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

25. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

26. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk in again?

27. Hi, I'm Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

28. My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.

29. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

30. My name is Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want.

31. I know does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

32. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

33. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

34. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

35. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

36. Do you wash your pants in mirror cleaner because I can see myself in them.

37. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room.

apologies if they have been posted before

[Smegger]

Or you can use the subtle approach

 

" Hey if you selling those pups I'll take the pair with the pink noses "

[Jim Roper]

Have you got a single twin sister who is into older men and multiple orgasms?

 

Jim Roper

 

http://www.march-info.org

http://www.weymouth.gov.uk/harbourcam.htm

http://www.weymouth.gov.uk/beachcam.htm

http://www.searchlineuk.com/FishList.htm

http://www.thisisdorset.net

[courtone]

Him: How do you like your eggs in the morning. Her: Unfertilized.

Cheers.

[Alan Fawcett]

have you got a boyfriend?? NO so do you want one??

 

Do you wanna meet my bed??

 

My mate Pete always used the same one on the fairs

 

{Guys - can we remember that this site is used by children? Cheers, Elton}

 

[ 24. August 2002, 06:29 PM: Message edited by: Elton ]

[Gaffer]

Steaaaaaady on chaps, keep it clean, the way this is going we're going to hear some of Alan Fawcett's real chat up lines!!!

 

[ 24. August 2002, 07:24 PM: Message edited by: Gaffer ]

[Alan Taylor]

chesters1:

apologies if they have been posted before        

Not on this site Chesters 1

 

Alan(nl)

[Alan Fawcett]

oops

 

sorry all, put my fingers into gear before my brain (again!!)

[Tyke]

Tha dunt sweat much for a fat lass does tha!

[PH]

Get your coat, you've pulled!

 

[ 26. August 2002, 08:58 AM: Message edited by: PH ]