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I came on this BB to have a little fun but I ended up knocking over the English apple cart. It was not my initial intent to do,.but nonetheless, it happened. I'm going to try and find a site where the skin is thicker, the sheep aren't frightened, many impostors, no language barrier (dropping the U in color) and where men are not afraid to admit that they wear their baby dolls or women's' panties, under their waders or that they crap in them, when the bite is on. It's a tall order but I will find it!

 

Take care my little English muffins..........

Jake

PS. To my ugly twin: Mom always liked me best! I now understand why.

 

[ 12. September 2002, 02:13 AM: Message edited by: Jake ]

Why do birds suddenly appear

Every time you are near?

Just like me, they long to be

Close to you.

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Bye

John S

Quanti Canicula Ille In Fenestra

 

Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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John S:

Bye

This is what I'm talking about! I don't know what to say, but thanks for the "Bye". I love you man. You have been great. I'm going to miss your way with words. There isn't a person on this board that can hold a candle to you. One word says it all, doesn't it? Bye! Powerful and then again, meaningful.

 

Jake

Why do birds suddenly appear

Every time you are near?

Just like me, they long to be

Close to you.

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DMCA:

Who was that masked man?

DMCA (Run?), that was no mask. It's my jock strap which could be mistaken as a mask. Don't worry about it. Everyone makes the same mistake here in Canada.

 

I must admit that I wear it only to get a seat on the bus. For some reason people move away from me and I get a seat no matter how busy the bus is. Go figure!

 

Jake

Why do birds suddenly appear

Every time you are near?

Just like me, they long to be

Close to you.

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ALAN FAWCETT:

Oh so you married my ex-wife then   :D

Why me, Alan? Why not my ugly twin instead. He deserved her more than I did. Remember, Mom called him a prick(s) and for good reasons.

 

Jake

Why do birds suddenly appear

Every time you are near?

Just like me, they long to be

Close to you.

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