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What Do You Want To Be?


Jake

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The bat and not the ball.

 

The windscreen and not the bug.

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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I'd rather be a hook than a fish!

 

I'd rather be a dick than a prick!

 

I'd rather be a gynecologist than a ,,,,!

Why do birds suddenly appear

Every time you are near?

Just like me, they long to be

Close to you.

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