Did you know ........

[nursejudy]

1. A cough releases an explosive charge of air that moves at speeds up to 60mph.

 

2. A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100mph.

 

3. the biggest erect p ---s on record measures 13 " the smallest 1 3/4 ".

 

4. most men have erections every hour to hour and a half during sleep.......

 

just some useless info i thought i would share with you.

nursejudy

[Nugg]

nursejudy:

1. A cough releases an explosive charge of air that moves at speeds up to 60mph.

 

2. A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100mph.

 

3. the biggest erect p ---s on record measures 13 " the smallest 1 3/4 ".

 

4. most men have erections every hour to hour and a half during sleep.......

 

just some useless info i thought i would share with you.

nursejudy

1 Yep

 

2 Yep

 

3 Yep, not sayin which.

 

4 And there's me thinking it was due to the frost.

[Peter Gowman]

Er...what's the link between 1&2 and 3&4.

Did you know how the group 10c.c. got their name?

[Jeff S]

nursejudy:

 

 

just some useless info i thought i would share with you.

nursejudy

in addition to....

 

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

 

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

 

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

 

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

 

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

 

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

 

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

 

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

 

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

[littlefeathers]

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4. most men have erections every hour to hour and a half during sleep.......

nursejudy

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Mmmmm, I think I might just stay awake tonight and take advantage of this hourly rise, im sure my partner wont mind

[ayjay]

I feel sure we are allowed to say penis, Judy. It's the other coarser terms which would be frowned on.

 

On a serious note, does no.4 include men with erectile disfunction of some sort or other(not me),I'm just wondering if being asleep and totally relaxed makes a difference.Would be a bit of a bummer wouldn't it?

 

Oh yeah, and no.3,I'm somewhere in-between,so that's alright then.

 

No.2 ...and the vapour can travel as much as 22 feet iirc.

[Gaffer]

nursejudy:

4. most men have erections every hour to hour and a half during sleep.......

This phenomenon does has it's uses (apart from the obvious!) in that it's a prevention for rolling out of bed and particularly useful when suffering from sun burn as it helps to keep the sheets off!

[Steve Randles]

Ahem..

 

1.I know, I have the cold from hell.

 

2.As 1. I've blown the door off!

 

3.Thank god for 2.

 

4. Sleep in the doorway..

[nursejudy]

where does 22 workmen looking at my dirty washing come in?

god knows how many penis s i've come into contact with i have passed catheters down 3 today....oops

nursejudy