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Elton

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he ll start to look at evey thing in the house and think " i can use that on the bank".

he ll start to go round supermarkets with his wife and think"i wonder if the fish will eat cadburys smash".

he ll go shoping for clothes and come back looking like some thing from dads army.

he ll start puting £18 of petrol in the car and tell his misses ground bait is very cheep but the cars drinking the petrol

Never test the depth of water with both feet.

Stuff work go fishing.

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Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day,

Teach him how to fish and.....

 

...there goes another bloody swim! :rolleyes:

 

Terry :D

And on the eighth day God created carp fishing...and he saw that it was pukka.

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Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day,

Teach him how to fish and.....

He will empty the North Sea and never eat fish again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day,

Teach him how to fish and.....

The car will never live in the garage again.

 

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day,

Teach him how to fish and.....

He will learn every swear word known to man as he sorts out tangles, loses fish, snaps his line, falls in the drink, breaks equipment, forgets his sanrnies, forgets his bait, forgets his licence and gets caught by the EA which has odds of about 400,000 to 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUDD

 

Different floats for different folks!

 

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