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Huge_Vitae

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Lots of people in their posts refer to themselves as illiterate and thicko etc..........

 

If you think you are......

 

Try a few of these........

 

here

 

[ 17. November 2004, 02:48 PM: Message edited by: Huge_Vitae ]

"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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Dang you!!! Clicked on that link, started reading, and over 2 hours vanished somewhere.

 

Great stuff. :D

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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"Customer: "My hard disk has a virus!"

Tech Support: "How can you tell?"

Customer: "When I type 'DIR', it says 'VIRUS <DIR>' and some date stuff." "

 

Well I must be stupid. Where's the punch line?

English as tuppence, changing yet changeless as canal water, nestling in green nowhere, armoured and effete, bold flag-bearer, lotus-fed Miss Havishambling, opsimath and eremite, feudal, still reactionary, Rawlinson End.

 

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