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A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for

12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a

passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier,

called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Highgate, North

 

London.

 

Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they

thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer

they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, Was down on all fours

and the dog was straddling him from behind.

 

"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to

him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by

 

what they saw."

 

Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he

walked with the dog down the road. Hoyle, of Finchley Road, Highgate, told

police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape

me."

 

He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog

pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol

problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which

 

outraged public decency. His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the

incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and

incredibly embarrassed.

 

Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at

 

the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who

voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.

 

Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely

disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness."

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"The dog pulled my trousers down".

 

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Sick T**T or what[/color]

Brian

 

 

 

 

(avatar is a 171lb common skate )

caught onboard "Catchalot" with Davy Holt

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"The dog

pulled my trousers down."

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"The dog pulled my trousers down".

 

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Sick T**T or what[/color]

 

 

And I suppose the dog made him light up a fag for them to share afterwards!

:lol:

 

That's gotta be one of the sickest stories I've read for some time. As he is now banged up for 12 months he'll probably be getting bent over fairly regularly for a while. Bubbas bitch!!! :lol::lol::lol:

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Pestguard I'm more interested in what that common skate is doing to you in your avatar :o

 

 

 

Not what did you have to go and bring that up for............36_1_55.gif

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Pestguard I'm more interested in what that common skate is doing to you in your avatar :o

 

It's ok Argyll, he's fending it off with his Hi Viz !!!

:lol:

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Took some reeling in ....................171lb ...................1 hour 10 min

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You'd think that he'd have found a more attractive playmate than a bull terrier. Something like a samoyed perhaps.

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'I've got a mind like a steel wassitsname'

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A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for

12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a

passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier,

called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Highgate, North

 

London.

 

Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they

thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer

they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, Was down on all fours

and the dog was straddling him from behind.

 

"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to

him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by

 

what they saw."

 

Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he

walked with the dog down the road. Hoyle, of Finchley Road, Highgate, told

police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape

me."

 

He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog

pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol

problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which

 

outraged public decency. His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the

incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and

incredibly embarrassed.

 

Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at

 

the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who

voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.

 

Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely

disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness."

__________________

 

"The dog pulled my trousers down".

 

36_11_2.gif

 

Sick T**T or what[/color]

 

 

 

 

Deja vu or what, the stories the same only the place is changed, to protect the innocent perhaps.

 

 

 

http://forums.lycaeum.org/cgi-bin/ultimate...c&f=13&t=001641

 

 

 

 

 

posted August 23, 2003 10:06 AM

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Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:

A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for

12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a

passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier,

called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in

Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.

 

Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they

thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer

they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all

fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.

 

"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to

him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened

by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and

Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

 

Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it

if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

 

He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog

pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol

problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act

which outraged public decency.

 

His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his

drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

 

Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle

"Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to

deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a

dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our

comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the

public to have to witness."

Alive without breath,

As cold as death;

Never thirsty, ever drinking,

All in mail never clinking.

 

I`ll just get me rod!!!

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