Sex & Maths

[tugmistress]

Do this amazing mathematics exercise.

 

It will take only 20 seconds. What you have to do is to follow the instructions. Do not read the outcome before having made all the calculations, ok?

Let’s start!

 

1. Decide the number of times you wish to make love during one week.

 

2. Multiply this number by 50.

 

3. Add to the result 44.

 

4. Then, multiply by 200.

 

5. If, this year, you have already celebrated your birthday, add 105.

 

If you have not celebrated it yet add 104.

 

6. Last step: to the result you have obtained, subtract your birth year (for example, subtract 1968, 1973, etc.).

 

Once you have made the subtraction, you should have a number with five figures.

 

So:

 

The first of the five figures points out the number of nights per week you wish to make love. Is it correct? But it is not all.

 

The last two figures correspond to your age.

 

But the best is still to come......

 

The second and the third figure point out

 

THE POSITION YOU LIKE THE MOST WHILE YOU ARE MAKING LOVE!!

[blindog]

Thats got me licked !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ken Davison South Wales]

Correct, Correct, Correct

[Socksy Squirrel]

Just try replacing 'number of times you wish to make love per week' with n and it is pretty obvious.

 

n x 50 x 200 = 10,000n, the first digit

 

After that;

 

44 x 200 = 8800

 

If you have celebrated your birthday this year add 105

 

8905 is equal to 6900 + 2005

 

That accounts for the second and third digits, 69, and the last two, deducting your birth year from 2005 will yield your age if you have celebrated your birthday this year.

 

 

It only works if you are under a 100

Edited November 4, 2005 by Socksy Squirrel

[Guest Finepix]

It only works if you are under a 100

 

Ah, but it doesn't work if you 'wish to make love' more than 10 times a week ...