Little Sister

[FearTheHands]

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating

for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

 

There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger

sister.

 

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts,

and generally was braless.

 

She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more

than a pleasant view of her private parts.

 

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

 

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the

wedding invitations.

 

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings

and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

 

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got

married and committed my life to her sister.

 

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going

upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling just come up

and get me."

 

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When

she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the

stairs at me.

 

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the

front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

 

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very

happy that you have passed our little test.

 

We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

 

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

[Colin Brett]

Excellent !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Colin

[Zigs]

heard it before but had forgotten the punch line, nice one glen

[Slashley]

Very funny. Nice one.......

[blindog]

[John S]

:D

[Lid]

Now that made me laugh!!

[Guest franticfisherman2]

nice one!

[Emz]