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An englashman is sitting at a table of a restruant eating breakfast in the form of croissants + jam one morning, and is approached by a proud looking frenchman, who is chewing gum. The frenchman sparks up a conversation...

 

Frenchman: Do you eat the whole bread in Brittain?

 

Englashman (huffily answers) Ofcoarse we do!

 

Frenchman: We dont, we only eat the insides. We collect the crust in containers, recycle it and make it into croissants and sell it to the Englash.

 

He continues whilst poping the gum in his mouth loudly, irritating the englashman...

 

What about jam, do you eat that?

 

Englashman (Now p***ed off!) Yes, we do!

 

Frenchman: We dont, we eat fresh fruit. WIth the skinpeels, we put in a tub. We recylce the peels and turn it into jam, and sell it to the englash. The frenchman once again loudly cracks the chewing gum in his mouth, and smiles away..

 

The Englashman speaks up: Do you have sex in France?

 

Frencman: Ofcoarse!

Englashman: And what do you do with the condoms once youve used them??

 

Frenchman: Throw them away ofcoarse. (He cracks his gum one last time)

 

Englashman: We dont. In the UK we recycle condoms... We collect them in containers, melt them down, and sell it to the french as chewing gum!

 

:clap2::lol:

Tight Lines

Shaun

 

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