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[Steve Coppolo]

I've never heard of anyone typing with an accent before

 

Maybe I should start posting in cockney?

[Guest binatone]

Binatone,

 

You seem to think that I am concerned what people think of me. You are very wrong. Everytime you come here you seem to pick up on one of my comments and say "ooooooooo Im Telling" like I used to when I was 8 years old. You have threatened me with the great god of commercial fishermen Arnold Locker and god knows who else. Will you ever get the message that I dont care. Instead of spouting crap about what you are gonna do, why dont you get on and do it rather than talking about it, you have my name and address - god knows ive emailed you it everytime you make a threat.

 

My comment was made on a forum on the internet where anybody who cares to read it can. You or whoever reads it can do with it what they wish. If you want to walk from your mooring opposite the Bank on new quoy road to the tea stall down the pier and tell them what I said then please feel free to do so. I doubt for one moment the lads there will care less what I or anyone else says in here or anywhere else on the net. THey have better things to be doing. But by all means do so if you wish, no doubt they will laugh at you more than they already do every morning.

Let me just put one or two things in prospective here winter.

I have never threatened anybody in my life. I have pm'ed you once I think and you pm'ed me back. I won’t embarrass you by letting everyone know what you said in your pm as (unlike you) I believe them to be private messages.

As for all this garbage about me and a boat on new quay road? What is all that about?

If you would like to pm me and tell me who you think that I am then please do so.

I will not post what you say. As for people down at the tea stall? What’s that all about?

I will say this only once more to you and big cod. I am not the charter boat skipper who you keep addressing me as. I am not a member of his family and I do not work for him in any way.

You must be embarrassing this person by your constant association with me and them.

Ok cannot get any clearer than that can I?

 

To whom it concerns I can only apologise if winter and big cods wild assumptions have caused you or your family any distress.

I don’t mind there wild accusations but it cannot be nice for you to have accusations thrown your way every time I try to participate in this forum.

[big_cod]

[Guest @Winter@]

 

Appropriately named smiley you selected there BC.

[Guest binatone]

 

Appropriately named smiley you selected there BC.

You’re just too much for me winter and big cod. Your English is so deliciously complex that I bow to it’s every syllable. (Unlike my undisciplined language). As I can see from the comments and your correspondence to one another you just leave me in the verbal wilderness. Your seemingly effortless ability to fuse and distort words to all your literal purposes leaves me breathless.

Your ability to give old words new meaning is an art in it’s self.

I can fight you no longer on the battleground of literacy. I succumb to you and your smileys. Please accept my surrender with not a word, not another smiley please.

[Guest @Winter@]

Ones verbal and written ability does not make you superior to anyone. Seek help you condescending berk.

Edited March 8, 2006 by @Winter@

[Guest binatone]

Ones verbal and written ability does not make you superior to anyone. Seek help you condescending berk.

“A condescending berk”? I have studied your comments hard winter but as hard as I try I cannot for the life of me work out what part of “condescending berk” actually fits into the lecture you gave me a week or so ago on diplomacy.

When you showed (and very grateful I was too) me how I should address you on this forum (as I believe I have done) you never mentioned condescending berk?

Was it something that I overlooked? Or was it just an afterthought on your part?

[Guest @Winter@]

Hows the painting going ?

[Guest binatone]

Hows the painting going ?

Is this addressed to me winter?

Not sure what you mean by “how’s the painting going” but it’s much better than the smile’s.

You have got me here winter? Are you quoting Giotto di bondone who said “every painting is a voyage into a sacred harbour”?

[Guest @Winter@]

Got it first time.

 

Just out of interest.

 

What term would someone of such obviously high interlect put on a situation where they take the proverbial out of another person for their alleged lesser ability to utilise the English language in written format to express themsleves.

 

I thought condescending was quite suitable. Only fear of Eltons wrath stopped me going further. When you cut the nastyness I will stop the condescending berk comments.