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Tigger

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Blimey thats a days bait in one go ,i'm so tight i take a diabetes needle so i can blow down it to give drowned maggots the kiss of life.

 

I only take a few for the trip the rest of the pint is kept in the fridge and the unused ones returned to the box on getting home .

I have always wondered what they say to the mates left at home when they return

" frickin hell john ,george fred etc etc etc ,where have you beeen?)

The returned ones

" we have been to a hot country and seen wondrous things but bugger me its chilly in here again!"

Edited by chesters1

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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