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On 3/4/2021 at 10:22 AM, chesters1 said:

Nownow wheres the other 72 versions of "sex" we have told there is! Is there a wide enough lens to get the doors in when they are revealed? Using male and female today is so sexist !

The way things are going your local mall will have so many different gender bogs the food will be confined to a 6ft by 6ft room

Here's a useful guide to help you out.

 

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Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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If you are here for the yodelling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Unintended messages

 

Did I read that sign right?

“TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.”
 
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE
ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT Goes out


 In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS...
 
 
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS
WILL BE TAKEN.
 
 
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT
AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.


 Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC..
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
 
 
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS...
 
 
Spotted in a safari park:
(I sure hope so.)
ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.
 
 
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T
KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.

 Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE
FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
 
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL
YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON
THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.)


Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

 Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife
and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
 
 
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya' think?
 
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Police Begin Campaign to
Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
 
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
 
 
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
 
 
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
 See if that works better than a fair trial!
 
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
 
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,
It May Last Awhile
Ya' think?!
 
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
 
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
 
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
 
 
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Man Struck By Lightning:
Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
 
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New Study of Obesity Looks for
Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
 
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Astronaut Takes Blame for
Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
 
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
 
 
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Local High School Drop-outs Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
 
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
 
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And the winner is...
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
 
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Cheers, Bobj.

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Some of that is funny Bob but my fecking eyes hurt!

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"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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