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I ordered a Chinese meal last night. Chinese driver came to our door and I walked out to meet him. He started shouting "isolate" "isolate" I said you’re not that late, I only ordered 25 minutes ago!

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Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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Jesus got the sack from our local football team for Bursting the ball every time he headed it. ⚽

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Fishin' - "Best Fun Ya' can 'ave wi' Ya' Clothes On"!!

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4 hours ago, Martin56 said:

Jesus got the sack from our local football team for Bursting the ball every time he headed it. ⚽

Was the top of the cross sharp?

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

 

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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1 hour ago, chesters1 said:

Was the top of the cross sharp?

Bit of a "Thorny" question!! 🌵

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Fishin' - "Best Fun Ya' can 'ave wi' Ya' Clothes On"!!

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hankering is a strong desire for something. If you have a hankering for pizza, you really want some pizza. This is a folksy, informal word that means about the same thing as yearning. To reply to a “hankering” either positively supporting your wishes or negatively disapproving of the yearning. A cowboy is a man with guts and a horse.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Don't let your yearnings get ahead of your earnings.

Don't dig for water under the outhouse.

Don't go in if you don't know the way out.

Don't mess with something that ain't bothering you.

Never drive black cattle in the dark.

Always drink upstream from the1 herd.

An onion can make people cry; but, there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Any cowboy can carry a tune. The trouble comes when he tries to unload it.

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.

Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.

I took to the life of a cowboy like a horse takes to oats.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than open it and prove it.

If it doesn't seem to be worth the effort it probably isn't.

Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.

Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.

Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat on it.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket

The only good reason to ride a bull is to meet a nurse.

Treat a woman like a racehorse, and she'll never be a nag.

There' are two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

We all got pieces of crazy in us, some bigger pieces than others

When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

An onion can make people cry; but, there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Any cowboy can carry a tune. The trouble comes when he tries to unload it.

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.

Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.

I took to the life of a cowboy like a horse takes to oats.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than open it and prove it.

If it doesn't seem to be worth the effort it probably isn't.

Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.

Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat on it.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket

The only good reason to ride a bull is to meet a nurse.

Treat a woman like a racehorse, and she'll never be a nag.

There' are two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

We all got pieces of crazy in us, some bigger pieces than others.

If you climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.

The horse stopped with a jerk-- and the jerk fell off!

When in doubt, let your horse do the thinkin'.

Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.

Don't dig for water under the outhouse.

Don't go in if you don't know the way out.

Don't mess with something that ain't bothering you.

Never drive black cattle in the dark.

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never ask how stupid someone is 'cause they'll turn around and show you.

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

 

JUST OVERLOOK THE DUPLICATES

 

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Life just gets better as you get older, doesn’t it?
I was in a coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realised that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so, to get relief and reduce embarrassment, I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.

I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my IPod..

This is what happens when senior citizens use technology!

 

 

 

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Cheers, Bobj.

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