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23 minutes ago, Phone said:

Democracy Defined

When the wolf asks the rabbit if he would rather be eaten for lunch or supper

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How about Teatime for the Middle ground??

See you in the Briar Patch!!! No please don't throw me in the Briar Patch!! - Zipadee do da, Zipa de day My oh my what a wonderful day' plenty of sunshine comin' my way.

I was born in the Briar Patch!!!!

 

 

 

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Fishin' - "Best Fun Ya' can 'ave wi' Ya' Clothes On"!!

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I’ve become increasingly concerned about the delays and supply of one of the two vaccines approved for use in the EU, after all we ain’t going to be safe until our near neighbours are also inoculated.

I thought I would try the odds and phoned Pfizer to speak to someone in authority.

I got through after a long wait and asked what would happen if the EU didn’t get supplies of the vaccine.

One of the Pfizer Chiefs told me “I predict a riot!”

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"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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It's my wife's birthday soon and she's been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house.   So I've bought her a magazine rack.

My mate's Mrs. left him last Thursday, she said she was going out for a pint of milk and never came back! I asked him how he was coping and he said, "Not too bad, I've been using that powdered stuff."

The wife said if you're bored why don’t you make a bird table?
Now she’s kicking off because I put her in fifth place.

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My first wife left me for Supersex.

Maybe I should have said - I'll just have the soup!!!!

Fishin' - "Best Fun Ya' can 'ave wi' Ya' Clothes On"!!

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