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"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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I ordered a Chinese meal last night. Chinese driver came to our door and I walked out to meet him. He started shouting "isolate" "isolate" I said you’re not that late, I only ordered 25 minutes ago!

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Well at least She can Talk!! - Tch,tch,tch - What!!  - Sonny has fallen down another hole near the Billabong (like he did in last weeks episode??)

Who remembers the 60's Aussie prog' - The Magic Boomerang. (Time stood still when it was thrown & things put right during the time)

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Happy days ,so nieve us kids were and no swearing needed to get a laugh ,up to about 8 i thought the rest of my life would remain the same ,how wrong i was lol

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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"Come on, Settle down now" (Ken Goodwin)

Can ya' put the rope round me' waist instead?? - I've a bit of a stiff neck this morning!!

 

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"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, 
Or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, 
my wife and I, listened to the instructor declare, 
'It is essential that husbands and wives know the
things that are important to each other.."
He then addressed the men, 

'Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?' 

                   I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently,
and whispered, 
'Self-raising, isn't it?'

                 And thus began my life of celibacy..........  

 

 

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Cheers, Bobj.

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Who were you thinking of!!

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