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Was going through last nights cctv footage to see what was moving my mouse bait station and because it was misty i saw little but water molecules highlighted in the lamps so went to when the lamps switched off at dawn

By this time it had already moved but i noticed there was a great deal of motion episodes on that camera (it records when something moves in the particular squares i set it up to watch) anyway because its windy its the ends of the plants moving into the area from the hedge the camera hides in

 

Out i go with scissors snip snippity snip

 

Look through window the at tv buggers are still there snip snippity snippity snip.

 

Of i go back indoors ...still there out i go

 

Snip bloody snip ,look through window still there so it must be those little bits out of range

Goes to shed for long handle pruners ,prune devastate mutilate hack!

Look through window ...still there ,wave long pruners infron of camera nothing ....errr...

 

Goes indoors ,looks at tv then realises why ....the damn thing was still on playback DOH

 

Looking at footage my first 3 snips had removed the offending twigs..silly chesters1

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Goes indoors ,looks at tv then realises why ....the damn thing was still on playback DOH

 

Looking at footage my first 3 snips had removed the offending twigs..silly chesters1

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What ayjay said :lol:

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Quanti Canicula Ille In Fenestra

 

Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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Thats what the mrs thought!

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Classic :bangin::doh:

 

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"When through the woods and forest glades I wanderAnd hear the birds sing sweetly in the trees;When I look down from lofty mountain grandeur,And hear the brook, and feel the breeze;and see the waves crash on the shore,Then sings my soul..................

for all you Spodders. https://youtu.be/XYxsY-FbSic

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Funnily enough, but not on a par with Chesters: I've just spent a couple of minutes chasing my thumb around trying to clean it off an air-brush pot, I only use water based stuff in them and it cleans off easily but there appeared to be a persistent mark in the bottom corner of one pot which I could see, but it was my thumb on the outside - I'm claiming the image was distorted by the curve of the glass at the bottom to save face. :doh:

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Its a bit like searching for keys only to find they are in your hand

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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