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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous

redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he

sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.


Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its

socket toward the man.


He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it



"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in



"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.


They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to

the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her

deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.


After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come

to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.


They had a wonderful, wonderful time.


The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!


"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice

to every guy you meet?"


"No," she replies. . . ..







Wait for it. .











It's coming. .











The suspense is killing you, isn't it?


She says:



"You just happened to catch my eye."

Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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"And I'll meet you tonight at eight o'clock .... I'll keep an eye out for you !!"




The Older I get .. The better I was.

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