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The salary of the chief executive of a large corporation is not a market award for achievement. It is frequently in the nature of a warm personal gesture by the individual to himself.

John Kenneth Galbraith

 

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The OLD ones are ALWAYS the best!! :Phttp://www.anglersnet.co.uk/forums/index.p...p;p=entry

 

BUT it is on an OLD server!!!

 

You COULD always try this though http://www.anglersnet.co.uk/forums/index.p...mp;hl=What+is+a

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Chris Goddard


It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

If GOD had NOT meant us to go fishing, WHY did he give us arms then??


(If you can't help out someone in need then don't bother my old Dad always said! My grandma put it a LITTLE more, well different! It's like peeing yourself in a black pair of pants she said! It gives you a LOVELY warm feeling but no-one really notices!))

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Best one ive seen for a while, made me laugh all day just thinking about the guy next to bomb lol.

 

sean

 

v funny ! makes you appreciate your job.

An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on muddy banks doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home.

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what is a bastard ?

 

was it william the conquerer under his french title :sun:

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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according to my ex-wife........its me..........oops nope sorry according to her i'm a feckin barstard.

 

sheesh nearly knocked myself down a level then.......it took 8yrs of marriage to get to that level so i don't want to go knocking myself down any ;)

TROGG (Alan)

a government is there to serve its people not rule them

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It reminds me of the poor guy who; last year got his lottery syndicates numbers wrong.

Instead of scooping the jackpot, they all had to share with another winner. THE GUY WHO MIXED UP THE NUMBERS!!! Seems that instead of doing his own personal numbers he duplicated one of the syndicates lines for himself.

What a bastard!! :yahoo::yahoo:

We don`t use J`s anymore!!

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was it william the conquerer under his french title :sun:

Yup it sure was. Was also that mullet that I lost last night.

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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