Christmas day drinking

[Clifftop]

Christmas day the pubs in town are only open for 2 1/2 hours.9-30am until 12noon. but for the last hour all drinks are free,

no matter what you drink, whisky-brandy-jim beam or like me light beer.its great living here.

[Scotty T]

Christmas day the pubs in town are only open for 2 1/2 hours.9-30am until 12noon. but for the last hour all drinks are free,

no matter what you drink, whisky-brandy-jim beam or like me light beer.its great living here.

 

Ahhhh, bless you Aussie's,

 

We never get bored of hearing how great Oz is over here, even the bad things are great, if there are any bad things that is

 

Scott

[BREAMAGAIN]

So you can get beered up , go to the beach , get sun burned fall in the sea and consumed by either :

A) Croc

Jelly fish

C) Octopus

or

D) Great White

 

I really must emigrate !

[Yogi]

Ahhhh, bless you Aussie's,

 

We never get bored of hearing how great Oz is over here, even the bad things are great, if there are any bad things that is

 

Scott

 

The bad thing is - the pub shuts at 1200. SHUTTING at 1200 tho - can YOU believe that.

 

Yogi.

[RobStubbs]

So you can get beered up , go to the beach , get sun burned fall in the sea and consumed by either :

A) Croc

B ) Jelly fish

C) Octopus

or

D) Great White

 

I really must emigrate !

 

Yep those man eating jellyfish are real nasty. They can attack and devour you, in about a year

 

Rob.

[Hellbelly]

Yea, its a tough gig but someones gotta do it.

 

HB.

[Clifftop]

So you can get beered up , go to the beach , get sun burned fall in the sea and consumed by either :

A) Croc

Jelly fish

C) Octopus

or

D) Great White

 

I really must emigrate !

 

The crocs and jelly fish are up the top end, ive only ever seen one blue ringed octopus and you have more chance of being killed while walking to the beach than being killed by a great white.

Come for a holiday you would love it, the beach is at the end of the street about 200 metres away and the pubs (2) are a bit further away at 250 metres.(different direction ).

As Hellbelly said its a tough gig but!!!!

[hembo]

Australian Christmas

 

 

Here comes Santa Claus,

Here comes Santa Claus,

Sweating his fat away,

Here comes Santa Claus,

Here comes Santa Claus,

Water-skis on his sleigh!

 

Never have a white Christmas,

When you in Melbourne live,

Wearing hot pants on the beach,

When you your presents give!

 

Here comes Santa Claus,

Here comes Santa Claus,

Sweating his fat away,

Here comes Santa Claus,

Here comes Santa Claus,

Water-skis on his sleigh!

 

Chestnuts roasting on the sidewalk,

Castles in the sand,

Eating ice-cream, having good talks,

Warm Christmas, isn't that grand?