A Winter's Tale

[Paul_2005]

Saturday Morning. 6.00 am

 

My wife sleeping peacefully, I got up early, dressed quietly, made

sandwiches, grabbed my fishing gear, slipped quietly into the garage to get out

the car, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

 

There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 80km/ph.

 

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the Radio, and discovered that

the weather would be bad throughout the day.

 

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

 

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation,

and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

 

She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in

that sh*t?"

[BoozleBear]

I hope for your sake that didn't happen!

 

Nice gag mate