Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
Newt

SO WHO IS DOING THE WORK?

Recommended Posts

SO WHO IS DOING THE WORK?

 

The population of the USA is 300 million.

 

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

 

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

 

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

 

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

 

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

 

At any given time there are 188, 000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

 

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

Jan and me.

 

And here I am,

sitting on my behind,

at my computer, posting jokes.

 

Good thing Jan does not mind working hard.


" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Poor Jan, she must be Plug Worned Out!!


Smelly nets.

Canon S3 IS

Samsung S500

 

 

HOBGOBLIN

mailto:grahamnoone@hotmail.com

您在来信中写道

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I once read a very similar thing about Swedes . . . :lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest Jan V

He does let me go outside once in a while (even if it is to mow the lawn) :bangin:

Edited by Jan V

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
:lol::lol: Typical . . .

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×
×
  • Create New...