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The Final Humiliation

Ken Davison South Wales
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Ken & FB, OK so you've been there got the T-shirt and have been embarrased and humiliated, but just think as i'm typing this you have made 228 people extremely happy thats it's not them and we've all had a great laugh, albiet at your expence. :rolleyes:

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Ken & FB, OK so you've been there got the T-shirt and have been embarrased and humiliated, but just think as i'm typing this you have made 228 people extremely happy thats it's not them and we've all had a great laugh, albiet at your expence. :rolleyes:

 

That does my soul so gooooood to know someone can see the funny side of it :rolleyes::lol::lol:

I fish, I catches a few, I lose a few, BUT I enjoys. Anglers Trust PM

 

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Barry Kneller Member

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:blink: I got an invitation to a great feast today, a small jiffy bag turned up with the postman - "I've not won anything on Ebay this week" thought I - "I wonder what it could be possibly be.....? "

 

It seems that I have been invited for a Barium Meal next Monday, they even included a taster in the form of a small package of...........PICOLAX ?????. :unsure:

 

 

I don't think I'm gonna enjoy this meal but I hope the 'taster' is OK .............. :icecream:

 

Cheers :blink:

Barry

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Best wishes Barry, chin up and all that :thumbs:

John S

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Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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just think you can gorge on anything you please the day before,be assured it will be coming out before the gut takes the nutrients after you drink the drink

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

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Thanks for the good wishes John - Chin remains firmly up and neck remains in it's normal, fully extended position...........

 

Chesters - I only wish I could fill my face to excess on Sunday but strict instructions that came with the 'taster' say Light Breakfast, very light lunch at middday and then Zip, Nada, FA until the main meal on Monday.

 

I can drink as much water or clear fluids as I wish - does anyone know if a decent Pinot Blanc counts as a clear fluid?

 

It's not all bad news tho - had an Ultra sound this morning & the suspected Aneurism of the Aorta has proved to be normal (well, normal for me anyway - Docs words, not mine..)

 

All that remains is to find the cause of the projectile squits that I've been suffering for the last 3 months. :yucky:

 

 

Cheers

Barry

 

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