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:clap3: Well, it works. Heard the door slam @ 0510 this morning, unfortunately it was a cat, unhappy but unharmed, at least I know it works. :clap3:

:clap3: Now had 5 cats and one of them twice, don't they know they're not meant to be caught, I'm after a fox but they spring the trap first. :clap3:

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Norm,

 

What will an English Fox kill and eat that a cat will not?

 

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:clap3: The foxes in my garden eat what the cats won't but they get plenty of choice but the cats get there first and spring the trap and I refuse to stay up after midnight. Lamb fat and ham on the menu tonight. Put a rat I'd shot in there last night but still caught a cat but it didn't eat the rat, just pulled it enough to spring the trap. I'm sure they're teasing me. :clap3:

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Norm,

 

What will an English Fox kill and eat that a cat will not?

 

Phone

Shrews?

Definately geese ,the cat may knaw a bit on a dead one but i doubt it will kill one

 

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Edited by chesters1

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

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Chesters1,

 

CONGRATULATIONS !! A free one-way trip to the colonies

 

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Dammit thats a booby prize

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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