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Strangely erotic :wacko:

Just the thought of those pubococcygeus, coccygeus, ischiocavernosus et al, relaxing and contracting in perfect harmony ;-)

 

I bet she could suck you in and blow you out in wee bubbles.

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I bet she could suck you in and blow you out in wee bubbles.

Or take your eye out with a ping pong ball.
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Just the thought of those pubococcygeus, coccygeus, ischiocavernosus et al, relaxing and contracting in perfect harmony ;-)

 

I bet she could suck you in and blow you out in wee bubbles.

I wanna' be a wee bubble :bleh:

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Careful what you wish for, she'd be "send me another man, I've broken this one".

You speak for yourself mate ;-)

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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Pride comes before a fall - or asphyxiation by some mad Russian bint with thighs like tree trunks!

Just because her name is Olga does not mean that she is Russian. Preferable to some English bint with thighs like a Percheron and a belly like an Old Spot!

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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Just because her name is Olga does not mean that she is Russian. Preferable to some English bint with thighs like a Percheron and a belly like an Old Spot!

More anti English rhetoric from you again Cory

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More anti English rhetoric from you again Cory

LOL. No more than Steve's post was "anti Russian rhetoric".

 

It's time you were getting a grip on your inferiority complex dontcha think?

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The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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She's from Ukraine: and doesn't do anything for me.

 

Joan Rhodes used to live nearby when I was younger, and often popped into my mates corner shop, (which paradoxically wasn't on a corner).

 

Joan didn't mess about with water melons, it was iron bars for Joan.

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