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"Toast is nice."

 

.................and easy to make....

 

 

"when its brown it's burning, when its black it's ready"

 

What we used to call a Boy Scout aide memoire - applies to sausages as well

 

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World species 471 : UK species 105 : English species 95 .

Certhia's world species - 215

Eclectic "husband and wife combined" world species 501

 

"Nothing matters very much, few things matter at all" - Plato

...only things like fresh bait and cold beer...

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Toast = =nice

Berkow != nice

 

Berkow != toast

 

QED

You are just showing off now. Have you got a Venn diagram?
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The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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"Toast is nice."

 

.................and easy to make....

 

 

"when its brown it's burning, when its black it's ready"

 

What we used to call a Boy Scout aide memoire - applies to sausages as well

 

Bugger i have a craving for eggy bread now

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

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Bugger i have a craving for eggy bread now

Two slices, with spam in the middle.

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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Why waste the spam ,spam is great by itself .

I buy the catering tulip luncheon meat (tastier than spam) its a strange colour being well past its best before anyway the block is carved into half inch thick slices and each slice is vacuumed sealed then frozen .

I take a slice out of the freezer the preceding day then just slap it between two slices of bread ,heaven!

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Why waste the spam ,spam is great by itself .

I buy the catering tulip luncheon meat (tastier than spam) its a strange colour being well past its best before anyway the block is carved into half inch thick slices and each slice is vacuumed sealed then frozen .

I take a slice out of the freezer the preceding day then just slap it between two slices of bread ,heaven!

You eat it frozen? Is your freezer a DeLorean? Edited by corydoras

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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You eat it frozen?

Read the last line ,i am fat with a beard but not an eskimo

I tried brown sauce on an icecream once ,i like brown sauce ,i like ice cream together they are not nice

My fridge predates delorean

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Read the last line ,i am fat with a beard but not an eskimo

I tried brown sauce on an icecream once ,i like brown sauce ,i like ice cream together they are not nice

LOL How about Baked Beans and Ice Cream? I had that put in front of me once.

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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Yuk ,strange some nice things put together dont make twice as nice

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Berkow is still Toast - only difference is - One won't see him shoving a trolley around Netto or Lidl !!!

Yuk ,strange some nice things put together dont make twice as nice

 

(Lidl Jaffa Cakes by the way taste much better than McVitties!!!)

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