According to the press, one of the main points in the Prime Ministerial debate right now is the argument that Boris had with his partner. Apparently, we are all interested in what the argument was about, and that it has a serious bearing on who should become our next leader of the Conservative leader and Prime Minister.
Personally, I couldn't give a flying fig about that argument! That is what couples do sometimes. They have a row, they make up, and afterwards they make up and shag like rabbits!
So who is most interested in that row? Not the greater number of the general public, that is for sure. The only people who are interested in this row are reporters (especially those numpties who stand outside MP's houses or No 10 and shout out inane questions) and opponents of Boris who would like all the ammunition they can get to support their own leadership attempt.
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Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.
Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.
Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.
Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.
Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.