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Watch to the end   John

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That gave me PTSD flashbacks of an.....erm....doctors examination. Small frail fella, but geez' it felt like he had fingers the size of King Kong. 

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Do you actually hate ths country? Why not leave?

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9 hours ago, Phone said:

All,

with recital exams until tonight I assumed half a pair would be plenty

Phone

You obviously have not heard the tale of Paddy with two arseholes!

"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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On 6/3/2020 at 4:51 PM, *Ant* said:

That gave me PTSD flashbacks of an.....erm....doctors examination. Small frail fella, but geez' it felt like he had fingers the size of King Kong. :blink:

I can remember going to see Dr Hook in the 70s.

It was the most painful prostate exam I've ever had!

 

John.

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Angling is more than just catching fish, if it wasn't it would just be called 'catching'......... John

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3 hours ago, gozzer said:

I can remember going to see Dr Hook in the 70s.

It was the most painful prostate exam I've ever had!

 

John.

I saw Wham. I was young, horny and thought I had a chance with the young lady that I was with. I felt violated and foolish afterwards.

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Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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1 hour ago, gozzer said:

I can remember going to see Dr Hook in the 70s.

It was the most painful prostate exam I've ever had!

 

John.

Ahh, I was probably out the back with Sylvia's Mother.

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Eat right, stay fit, die anyway.

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She told me something different!

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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2 hours ago, chesters1 said:

She told me something different!

Was it, “My Daughter has been to the Police and they want to talk to you?” 

"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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No she wanted to borrow 40¢ lol

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Why are these selfish people whining about a 14 day self isolation (ie if its "self" who knows what you get up to) yet NZ has the same measures and not a word in the press! Hmmm just popped up NZ is lifting? Ban?

Dont people learn its travellers who exported it from china and its air planes that brought them to every place it occurs in ,14 days isnt long enough make it a month!

AH i can see NZ havnt had a case in 17 days ,i wouldnt be so complacent when peoples lives are at stake! its a shame those that have the ultimate power in such things go unpunished when their decisions result in deaths

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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