Trump's pearls of wisdom.

[corydoras]

From today's coronavirus briefing:

A question that probably some of you are thinking of if you’re totally into that world, which I find to be very interesting. So supposing we hit the body with a tremendous — whether it’s ultraviolet or very powerful light. And I think you said that hasn’t been checked, but you’re going test it. Supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way.

And I think you said you’re going test that too. Sounds interesting. And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning. Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number in the lungs. It would be interesting to check you’re going have to use medical doctors with that, but it sounds interesting to me. And so we’ll see. But the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute, that’s pretty powerful.

So stick a flashlight up your anus and/or mainline and gargle with Dettol.

Discuss.

[Martin56]

"Flash -  Aahh Aahh" would surely be more effective especially on Uranus!!

Maybe next week, Barry Scott will be fronting a new "Cillit Bang" product for it!! Along with JML's "Motion" Activated Solar Powered LED Light!! (sticks anywhere you care to stick it!!)

Edited April 24, 2020 by Martin56

[*Ant*]

 The world is a very strange place. How he became so wealthy and the most powerful man on the planet beggars belief. 

[Martin56]

1 hour ago, *Ant* said:

 The world is a very strange place. How he became so wealthy and the most powerful man on the planet beggars belief. 

He's the new FlimFlam Man.

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/flimflam

Edited April 24, 2020 by Martin56

[corydoras]

1 hour ago, *Ant* said:

 The world is a very strange place. How he became so wealthy and the most powerful man on the planet beggars belief. 

He was left a load of wonga by his father and he welches on his bills. The bizarre thing is that those who notice his little "idiosyncrasies"  are the ones who are deranged. Apparently to his supporters such prose is statesmanlike. Go figure.

Edited April 24, 2020 by corydoras

[Martin56]

When Trump said to his Mam - I want to be the most powerful man in the world, She replied - Go to sleep son, you're just tired!!

Hitler ended up as Billy No Mates!! (save for the idiot hangers on)

Edited April 24, 2020 by Martin56

[big_cod]

5 hours ago, *Ant* said:

 The world is a very strange place. How he became so wealthy and the most powerful man on the planet beggars belief. 

By robbing people .

Edited April 24, 2020 by big_cod

[Huge_Vitae]

I am struggling with the comments of some on here regarding Trump.

A lot of you have a real problem with him being the President of a Country not your own.

I have and always will be of the opinion that the World moves around and eventually things get sorted in the long term.

So before you get too fixated follow this reasoning and allow yourself to be optimistic about the future.

Trump was elected as the required amount of people believed what he was saying and voted for him.

Presumably a proportion of those people remain in that same position.

Trump makes a statement on how to protect yourself from or, cure yourself from the infection.

This seems to involve drinking a bottle of drain cleaner, bleach or similar.

Injecting similar directly into a vein.

Breathing in a vapour of, presumably Chlorine or similar caustic substance.

Jumping into a bath of boiling water.

Subjecting the body to an extreme dose of UV light.

WHY DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.

I cannot see what is wrong.

I wouldn’t want to see anyone die such a death or wish such occurrence on anyone.

BUT this is called Evolution and the survival of the strongest, fittest, most intelligent.

It is Darwin’s theory still evident today.

Let them blindly follow him because he always makes sense and tells it as it is.

Voter numbers decline, elections might be postponed but eventually occur.

Problem solved.

[chesters1]

Fools following other fools must apply in the future so i doubt it will sort it out !some jedi said so

[big_cod]

Bleach just gone up in price and Boris on phone to him this morning

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52407177

Edited April 24, 2020 by big_cod