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Amazon bloody answers!

On ebay you can ask the seller a question about their wares directly (and hold them to it should they lie)

On Amazon it really pisses me off idiots answer for the sake of it!

IE how long is the longest spanner in set x

Answer 10cm (good answer)

Answer 100mm (good answer)

Answer 3 15/16ths (good answer but 4" ok)

Answer about 3" (wrong answer)

Answer i dont know i dont own one (pointless answer )

Answer i sent mine back and bought xxxxx (areshole)

Whats wrong with people if you dont ****ing know why answer !

****ing bloody morons !

Even worse is if you find the seller and ask and they dont know or worse to ****ing lazy to find out ,it makes tandy look good! (They were renowned for not knowing anything about what they sold! IE does x fit socket y ,blank stare!)

Real question about a breville breadmaker does it have a removable paddle?

Answer

 
this is not my model i have a morphy richards fastbake on which my paddle is removable

 

WHY ****ING ANSWER!

 

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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57 minutes ago, Phone said:

CHESTERS'1,

“I want to buy one of your jackets. I do not want it to be too small. I am 40 years old. What size should I get?”

Phone

 

Yellow is probably your best bet

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Even eBay is not perfect: I wanted a left handed , (or universal) potato peeler with a ceramic blade. I found one that looked like a left handed blade but couldn't be sure from the pics - I  emailed the seller and asked them. Their response was:- "Haven't got a clue mate", mine was, "Well I won't bother buying it then mate!"

 

As it happens, I eventually got one from Amazon.

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If I wanted a potato peeler, I would go to the Lakeland website for one or try my local kitchen accessory store.

Amazon treat their warehouse staff with utter contempt. So why would I shop there?

Lakeland treat their staff extremely well.

Why not pay the extra and care for employees?

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1 hour ago, leedafeeder said:

If I wanted a potato peeler, I would go to the Lakeland website for one or try my local kitchen accessory store.

Amazon treat their warehouse staff with utter contempt. So why would I shop there?

Lakeland treat their staff extremely well.

Why not pay the extra and care for employees?

I've just looked at the Lakeland website and they don't have a ceramic blade peeler, my local kitchen accessory shop is no doubt like all other retail businesses these days and driven by profits, they don't stock oddities that will sit on a shelf for months.

If the Amazon staff are poorly treated it's not up to me to fight their battles, for one thing, I have enough of my own,  and for another,  I've lost count of the number jobs I've walked off if something wasn't right, they are at liberty to do the same.

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You can buy lakeland stuff on Amazon ,titter!

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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If is now October here in the colonies what month do you have in the United Kingdom

It says the letters in my password are case sensitive. Are the numbers case sensitive too

What's the difference between a wireless mouse and a wired mouse

LAST ONE - Does TOYS-R- US sell adult toys

from the internet

Phone

 

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Well Phone, not from the internet. About 25 years ago I was in the Caribbean and had been speaking to a yank who was very proud of coming from the home of Pepsi-Cola. One day he asked me where I come from, when I replied “England” he asked “What language do they speak there?”

He probably votes!

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"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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