My (new) pet hate!

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AYJAY,

TYPING IN ALL CAPS

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[chesters1]

My keyboard on my tablet goes into capitals only in my email App ,bloody annoying because you dont realise for a few words then you have to delete them and start again.

They (capitals) also catch you out entering passwords if you use lowercase ,i now start all my passwords with a capital letter to stop repeat tries until you cotton on whats happening

[chesters1]

"Days" IE something will be ready in days etc

How many ? 3? 5? 365?

"Inches" IE the plane missed the tree by inches

How many? 1? 65?  a million? Lots of inches are not the near-miss they are trying to imply

I do hate vagueness if they dont know it precisely shut the **** up

Then we have guesses used as fact , look at most of the news bulletins as soon as they use the word "could" "perhaps" "maybe" "should" "implied" etc etc its just opinion ,the term "source" especially "a source near to" means its just hearsay but supports their point true or not but like to imply its official!

Trump was right not only is there fake news most news is fake !

At the top of my list is fake tv programs especially wild life ones ,how is it unless it was staged a camera not only being there but focused precisely  when anything happens? ,i think most is staged or cleverly edited to make it appear real when its not ,the camera does lie and looking at some of the crap especially that close up stuff done in a fishtank pretending its out in nature a great deal of the time !

What next a shark attacking an elephant? It may fool the kids nowadays they are so gullible they believe anything

Edited December 12, 2020 by chesters1

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CHESTERS1,

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[chesters1]

My 'tache is real unlike his lol

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Chesters1,

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